Monday, 26 September 2011

Waugh’s Faith Rewarded

Waugh’s Faith Rewarded
They were the Unthinkables. Sure, they had “qualities”, but qualities leave the scorers cold. Hadn’t they proved failures at Test level? The unrelenting determination of Steve Waugh and the selectors to persist with Matthew Hayden and Justin Langer was not considered to be the act of prescience it is today. It was a curiosity; an irritation, especially to anyone outside of QLD or WA. What were they waiting for? Some miraculous transformation?

They got two. First Langer, then Hayden, traversed the inner sphere of change. Then they got a third, when every obstacle in front of this implausible pair fell over, and they found themselves an opening combination. That in itself is a book of stories. The affairs of men twist the course of events in ways that no man ever intends. Wasted talent, brain explosions, the abdication of a captain/opener. Blewitt – he did just that. The troubled prodigies, Slater and Elliott, each sank into a deep funk. Taylor abdicated, to become enshrined in memory and memorabilia.

Individually, Hayden and Langer seemed, at various times, destined for acting duties only. As a combination? Cricket’s wiseass epigrammatists with their pithy proverbs about high elbows, batting first, followings-on, field placings, night watchmen, running on misfields and getting side-on would have found them a risible notion: “A left hander and…a left hander? How same! A most impermanent of pairings, wouldn’t you say?” Half a year later, they posted their fourth double century partnership to equal a record Greenidge and Haynes took 148 innings and twelve years to set. So significant was their achievement that we easily forget there are two other century stands in there for good measure.

Necessity: the mother of reinvention. The press pounce on the falterings of older sportsmen. But Waugh’s team continue to bore through a century and a quarter’s sediment to the mother lode of new cricketing truths. Never mind their average age: S. Waugh’s team has kept itself youthful not through mindless replacement, but renewal. Most of the team had experienced wilderness, and are hungry and determined now, resolved never to go back to honeyed locusts and sackcloth. So many appetites, unmatched anywhere else in world cricket. So many talents, twitchy after the velleities of brushing the lips of success, gorge themselves on runs and wickets. Most have suffered public humiliation, or exile, or unwarranted and deserved criticism, and all have re -written their own story and, in doing so, cricket’s book of wisdom. Steve: waning all-rounder to one of history’s premier batsman and the best-performed captain we’ve seen. Rick: fightable small man to wise warrior. Warney: roly-poly roisterer to svelte statesman. Martyn: precocious upstart to bastion of the middle order. Gilly – well, he’s had the dream run he’s deserved. But he’s proved conclusively that the keeping gauntlets need not hinder one’s grip on the bat.

If the West Indies achieved success by dragging Test cricket a decade backwards with their tactics, then Waugh’s team was the negative image of success. They dragged the game back in the other direction, and just in time for the game. Up close, they have that same awesome aura of the Windies at their best.

Still, for a short time, the press were sharpening new cutlery: there was too much pressure on our talent -packed middle order. The Waughs and Gilly needed respite. What ever happened to the opening stand? Something would have to give. The wheel was turning. Then Hayden and Langer, thrown together, two against history. Uncanny prescience, it turns out. History will never be the same. Even Waugh couldn’t have foreseen the twists and turns in this tale of his co-creation.

It’s not possible to underestimate what happened when they came together at the Oval in 2001, these two men who’d proved their independence and fighting spirit as individuals. But only a certain insight and maturity, a potent mix of experience, belief, desire, care, curiosity and – dare we say it? – love (okay, mateship!), could go into making them as interdependent as they’ve become.

They share not only left-handedness. They share Christianity. But as with their cricket, they occupy opposing ends of the same spectrum. Hayden has the rock-solid certainty that comes with being born and bred Catholic. “Religion’s a private thing for me, but I can say it’s why I’m enjoying my cricket.” Langer has all the evangelistic enthusiasm of a man who came to his Baptist belief by choice, later in life. As a batting pair, too, they come together as an oxymoron: charismatic fundamentalists. In maturity, they’ve come unto cricket as children. Their opening stands seem less like partnerships than opening gambols.

Labels you don’t need: Tennis has “choker.” Golf: cheat. “Hears footsteps” is Australian Rules’ most evil curse. Under “H” in cricket’s compendium of flat-track bullies, Hayden came before Hick and Hookes. Behemoth of the benign track. Plunderer of the popgun attack. Looter of the lesser levels. It doesn’t matter that the perception is unfair in all cases.

He’d had his chances. Our memories? We really needed him in that Melbourne Test in ’96. Ambrose, Walsh, Bishop. They were starting to get some fearsome momentum up. Ahead 2-0 with three Tests to play, we had to seal the series before they roared back. The Windies had a slender first innings lead and, with them batting last, we needed a big score. Hayden shouldered arms to Ambrose, of all people, and watched his off stump cartwheel. A slaughter ensued, as one after another of our batsmen went over the top to be picked off by unplayable balls on a fracturing pitch. It took a long time for our anger to subside. He was The Selection Blunder. A scratchy six-hour century in Adelaide – the one we really, really had to win – gained him little sympathy.

When he bobbed up again in March 2000 against New Zealand, we could hardly believe it. Had Blewett been that bad, in a team that had won nine straight? With that understated assurance, Waugh announced Hayden would be better this time around: “He needs a bloke at the other end to feed off and I don’t think that happened last time.” He was talking – not disparagingly - about Hayden’s partner at the top of the order, his own predecessor as captain, Mark Taylor. It was an inauspicious revival. What had three years in the backwoods done for the Kingaroy boy? Nothing much, it seemed, judging from the one Test he played that series. Next summer, he had five Tests against the West Indies, and 236 runs at 29.50 vindicated the cynics. Would he ever escape gravity, or would he crash and burn?

He had his own doubts. “You get crazy thoughts like ‘who’s watching?’ and ‘what are my peers thinking?’ It’s a difficult barrier, but it’s all codswallop really. Now it’s all about batting like I know I can.” He can say that now. The murmurings then were loud enough to hear. The crazed pitches, the insane heat, the brain-baffling legerdemain of India’s twirling dervishes would sort him out. Instead he made a decision: this arduous tour would see his resurrection. He would answer the call of his captain for a series win on their own dry dungheap.

Left out of Australia’s one-day squad, he took his bat to Allan Border Field, got the curator to roll him a flat turner and approached anyone who could spin a ball any way. As the foreboding sub-continent awaited with yet another unheralded destroyer in a turban, he added the sweep to his catalogue. Stepping, slipping inside and countering any sneak punch became habit, then indelible nerve memory.

He came back a hero in a team that lost heroically. 549 runs in six innings. But he disappointed again in England in 2001, despite edifying stints there as a player at Hampshire and captain of Northants, where he opened his mind to the needs of a team and expanded his batting repertoire. It was as though the formula required one final dose of humility. “My thoughts coming off the tour of India were to dominate the series. I did the hard work in every Test and just as I developed momentum I got out.” Nonetheless, by the end of that season, he passed Simpson’s Aussie record for most Test runs in a year. Along the way, his mate Langer joined him at the top of the order.

Our doubts have shrunk in proportion to his gargantuan achievement. The pundits no longer write of a certain pre-meditated inflexibility, or that exaggerated flourish as he left sometimes unleavable balls outside off, or that irrevocable plonk of the front foot down the pitch. That same decisiveness seems no longer leaden. Now he steps back like a matador to deliver a mortal thrust. He opens now not with trepidation, but with a muscular savagery not seen since Greenidge, the cyclonic Barbadian, at his best. A big, belligerent blacksmith of a batsman who doesn’t weather a storm, but meets it with double the force. The perfect antidote to the monstering quick. A thoughtful batsman who picks off the tricky tweaker with carefully selected tools. In those private hours at Allan Border Field, he may have cracked the riddle of the Sphinx. After all, his horizontal blade has been untroubled by any trundler since and more batsmen are beginning to imitate the tactic.

Horizontal or vertical; back or forth; balance, rhythm and shot selection act in harmony. Power and timing put the icing on the cake. To arrive at such simple, compelling concert takes work. He controls his game, therefore bowlers.

He must believe in momentum, because he often uses the word. He attributes his success now to “momentum from one series to another.” And to greater concentration. And to being in a great side. With that insight about “feeding off” others, Steve Waugh proved that he understands him well. He’s far from your typical self -absorbed, fiercely independent opener. He needs these guys. He looked thoughtful before this reverential offering: “It’s…a fantastic honour, playing for Australia. You just know you’ve got a lot of talent behind you, and you can relax and play your game. Whatever result comes, we’re incredibly successful as a team. We work very hard together, and try to learn as we go. It’s a great honour.”

He comes into this Ashes contest off a series against a Pakistan team full of batting tyros, but whose attack was world class. In the tyrannical heat of Sharjah and Colombo, against an Akhtar who occasionally flared to fiery speed, he got 246 runs in three Tests at 61.5, including a gruelling century, a war of attrition, in the second Test.

Only he knew just how eager he was to begin this Ashes series with “momentum”. “You’ve got to realise that I’m playing in front of a bunch of supporters who backed me for a decade.” Such motivation was menacing music to English ears. He seamlessly continued his form in the first Ashes Test, grinding the Poms with a punishing197 and 103 – exactly 300 runs in a Test and more records for his collection.

The one-dimensional man has morphed. He’s the Man For All Seasons.

Justin Langer is S. Waugh’s natural heir, spiritually anyway. Before he disappeared for four years, he was remembered for his gutsy half-century against the furious Windies at Adelaide in 1992 – the famous smallest-winning-margin-in-history. Waugh saw the kindred spirit: the focused fighter with a global perspective. In

1988-9, he himself defied those very bowlers with a 90 in Brisbane when all around him almost literally lost their heads. But it was four years before Langer’s resurrection, against the same foe.

His paradoxes took us a while to reconcile. This solid-as-a-rock-will-o’-the wisp. This grafter and poker – who scores his runs as an opener at 3.76 an over! This opining batsman, eclectic yet single-minded. Insatiable student of Buddhism, economics, human movement. Bibliophile and black belt karateka. Small, watchful and beetle-browed, like the Steppenwolf he seeks new and unexplored territories. The success guru of the Aussie team distils his wisdom in motivational phrases and poems left around the dressing room. No-one even entertained the idea when he replaced the angry, disillusioned Slater, who averaged 42.83 in 74 Tests, that he would also be more than a substitute for the fast-scoring cavalier. Like Waugh, he is neither artist nor drudge, but artisan. He doesn’t need the right conditions to flourish: he creates them.

If Hayden is fearless, Langer is courageous. A collection of dented helmets are the badges of his courage. Christian soldier with the heart for a fight. A strapping state fast bowler, frustrated by this runt’s unshakeable presence at the crease, asked him out the back after play. His heart dropped like a busted crankshaft when his offer was accepted with cheerful alacrity: “I’d like that!” Rahul Dravid, disgusted by a dropped catch when Langer was on 53 (on his way to 223), tried to cut him back with sarcasm: “You should buy a lottery ticket” he spat. It was met with King James version prophecy: “Surely we will win the lottery on the third day.”

The first metamorphosis began that day at Bellerive amidst the rancours of cold winds and Younis, Akram, Akhtar and Saqlain. It was a fourth innings target difficult just by virtue of its figures: 369 in the 4th innings – on a worsening strip. But that attack – and five wickets already squandered for a paltry return of 126 - made it just about the most difficult in history. When he and Gilchrist walked out on the last day, he only had to say “you never know…” once, for he strode out to the wicket with the can-do man, and electrified him.

He was down then, and almost out, batting for his future. But his confidence had been nourished by his captain, who kept assuring him that, no matter what the press said, he wanted him in his side. After every delivery, he had something to say, first to the bowlers, then to Gilchrist. He got 127. That “victory for the ages” as he called it saved his place. Four months and four centuries later, he was his captain’s latest choice as “world’s best batsman.” That season, he got 1003 runs in 13 Tests. At last we had the first drop we’d been dreaming of since Boonie. With the otherworldly resolve of the opener and a dash of panache to keep the scoreboard animated, he turned every crisis into a pulsating conflict. Like his captain, he could be fascinatingly ugly; unembarrassed by his blemishes and unafraid to examine himself in the mirrors held up by a critical press.

But in India when Hayden burgeoned, he bungled, making low scores with high strike rates, as though experimenting with a new persona . He was dropped, seemingly for the last time. On the 2001 Ashes tour, his mate Martyn had been elevated to the side ahead of him in Birmingham, and Langer fully realised how tenuous was his hold on any position in the side. There seemed nowhere to go. This was an impasse only one of God’s miracles could get him around. Martyn made hay with a wonderful century.

Then that fateful night before the fifth Test at The Oval, when Steve Waugh called Slats into his room to give him the news: he wouldn’t be playing. For one night, the elevation of Justin Langer seemed a specious way of keeping a favoured apostle in the side. He’d become that most ephemeral of cricketing creatures: the makeshift opener. At the end of the next day, Matthew Hayden had that partner he could “feed off”.

It was the last piece of the puzzle, so obvious in retrospect, as this team’s numbers suddenly jumped into sequence. Martyn stayed and Langer was back. Shunned, then exalted, then shelved, he’d been reconstituted. His 102 shouldn’t have surprised. On a few notable occasions as number three, he took block soon after the start of the innings and handled the new ball with authority. His retirement, hurt, shouldn’t have surprised, either. He gets hit so often no matter where he is on the field that he’s even been permanently removed from the bat-pad position. “A couple of hits have been pretty traumatic.” he says. “But hopefully my reflexes at the crease are pretty good. The more you ask me about it, the more nervous I’m getting!” I know our pluckiest cricketer is kidding.

He’s been battered, never bowed.

Five Tests later, the phrase “Langer and Hayden” evoked dread. They’d joyously plundered the best England, New Zealand and South Africa had to offer. As though they’d been acquainted from birth, they understood each other implicitly. More platitudes-to-live-by were consigned to disuse: take the shine off the ball. Stay in. Score with care. Lay foundations. Protect your team mates; they have no idea of the new ball’s vagaries. Rather it was the uncomplicated spirit of George Hedley which prevailed, who said, “I cannot accept that an opening batsman should not be a shot-player. The new ball goes to the fence much easier.”

When he scored 123 off 121 balls at Bellerive, against the Kiwis in 2001-2, racing to 50 while Hayden was still on one, it was our first “what the…?” experience of the man who’d also been stereotyped: “never to dominate an attack.”

So quickly has this pair established itself as one of the greats, it would be fair to assume it’s all downhill from here. That seems okay with them. Their security doesn’t depend on the might of their individual parts, but their ability to operate as a sum. Hayden is now officially the world’s number one batsman, but believes he wouldn’t be there if not for Langer. “Our partnership has taken my own game to a different level, because we love batting together; we love being successful together. We thrive on each other’s company out in the middle. It’s been the most successful period in both our careers, let’s face it.” Independently of their partnership, it’s true that their batting has been outstanding. Langer has scored a fifty and a hundred without Hayden close by, and given his team numerous fast starts. Hayden has gone on to get four hundreds and three fifties after his mate has departed. Their averages since they’ve come together have greatly exceeded their career averages (Hayden: 2236 runs 104.47. Career: 58.8. Langer: 1113 runs at 53.70. Career: 43.11)

To neither, though, does “success” mean “runs”, because their equation includes more than cricket. Their mutual fascination with the world beyond enriches their understanding at the wicket and their relationships with colleagues and fans. Hayden became renowned during the Indian tour for arising before his team mates to take in the daybreak rituals of the locals.

On the 1999 West Indies tour, with his captain Langer visited Trenchtown - a part of Kingston so malevolent that, in 1997, it had killed 900 of its own in a street war. They left to the adulation of a thousand locals, sporting Trenchtown T-shirts. A miserable and fretful Matthew Elliott chose to stay in his room, sealing his fate.

Compare them with opening combinations of the past. Did you ever see Greenidge and Haynes against spin? By the time they’d seen off the pace bowlers, they’d done all their damage. By the time Langer and Hayden do the same, they’re only just beginning. Three figures on the board only seem to famish their craving. Their teamwork against spin is beautifully thought out. Against South African offie Claude Henderson, they displayed the variety two southpaws can bring. Henderson delivered around the wicket and across to Hayden, who did most of his scoring on leg, sweeping resolutely, employing his newly-acquired quick step inside the line. Henderson held that line to Langer, and saw ball after ball rattle the off-side pickets. Their series-saving partnership of 102 in the second innings at Johannesburg early this year came mainly at the expense of the sometimes-baffling Paul Adams. 36 came off his first five overs.

In making comparisons, we shouldn’t underestimate the bowling they’ve faced. Before their stultifying attacks on Pollock, Kallis, Donald and Ntini here, those bowlers were considered the equal of the Australians, especially on our own pitches. Ominous noises accompanied each leg of the series. This was to be a legitimate world championship. Little noise has been made since. Their fate was established when Hayden and Langer got 80 on the first morning in Adelaide. Then 202 in Melbourne; 219 in Sydney. On the first day of the third Test in Sydney, Pollock and Donald, sharp and full of revenge, got the ball to seam extravagantly. 219 runs later, they were still looking at Hayden and Langer.

Charismatic and fundamentalist. Their strength is that of other great openers: selection, determination, simplicity and technique. But they continue to write the Amplified version. They’ve been a study in the art of partnership batting. New or old, a loose ball is still a chance for maximum runs. This brings immediate pressure to do what few can: bowl tight and fast from the outset. When tightness comes, they rotate the strike. Either way, the scoreboard never rests, and this forces the harried opposition to make hasty decisions. So decisive are they these days that even a shunned stroke sends out a strong message that there is design behind every decision. You can see them appropriate the power a fielding side usually has over two isolated batsmen, celebrating each little victory along the way, even when the rest of us remain unsure as to the nature of that little victory. Langer was overjoyed at Hayden’s 136 against New Zealand at the Gabba (he got 104). “It was a highlight of my career, seeing Haydos get a century here in Brisbane. I know how long he’s been waiting for it.”

The cavalcade of great openers features some of cricket’s most unusual and independent characters: Hutton, Hobbs, Sutcliffe, Gavaskar, Lawry, Fredericks, Ponsford, Boycott. Even the great combinations were not necessarily great team players. Rather, they’re cricket’s pioneers. The Boers of the game, under siege from the malicious attacks of mercurial, ferocious adversaries. Hayden and Langer have no such grimness about them. In one of sport’s most fearsome occupations, their antidote to fear is fun. Against blazing pace they love their role as Australia’s firewall.

It’s not the light of their revelation, but its darkness, that fascinates our press. Only a venial competitiveness keeps them this side of idolatry. Langer’s been known to give bowlers plenty, sometimes unceasingly, and has demonstrated reluctance to leave the crease after the fatal finger has gone up. Hayden, the affable antagonist , has served many a batsman with pungent observations about their prospects, garnished with obscenities, as though he’d prefer to greet them togged up in Lincoln green rather than the traditional creams.

Much-lampooned for their mid-pitch embraces, Matthew Hayden and Justin Langer have had more to celebrate in a short time than any opening pair in history. During one monster partnership, mid-pitch, Langer told Hayden he felt like he was playing backyard cricket. Hayden pointed to the badge on his helmet and reminded him of the significance of their achievement. He had a point. No matter what else happens, they have, like their team, toppled tradition.

The custodians of that tradition, bless ‘em, point to longevity as the measure of greatness. They point out that Langer might already be faltering. Critics, those tin Tarquins in search of tall poppies, have been kept at bay only by their wild success. If one stumbles, their pens will gush retrospective wisdom about inflated averages and average opposition, as if any era would withstand such fastidious scrutiny. The fact is, Langer-Hayden has a compelling case for immortality. Even if they never scale those heights again, their flag is firmly planted at the summit. When they passed their 1000 runs together – which is when the metre of greatness is usually turned on – they were, by light years, the best-performed opening partnership in history, 25 ahead of Hobbs and Sutcliffe’s average; eleven and a half years ahead of Greenidge and Haynes’ record for double-ton stands; Their strike rate of 60 is light years ahead .

Dear Mr Warne,

An Open Letter to Shane Warne

Dear Mr Warne,

It’s your misfortune that you chose such a time to grace the cricket field, a time when the media is at its highest boom. With a serious dearth of heroes in society, mass communication agencies have turned to sport to find heroes; to turn players into superstars;to earn fortunes out of bringing top sportsmen’s lives into the public eye.

As a result, it becomes exceedingly difficult for a sporting hero to carry on his business at his own will. But still, there are players who have inborn instincts to stay away from controversy. Players like Sachin Tendulkar and Pete Sampras are as ordinary off the field as extraordinary on the field. The Bradmans and the Woods of the world have led a low-key life off the field, letting their bats and clubs do all the talking.

And quite clearly, you don’t share similar personality traits with those guy-next-door champions. You are a spontaneous and vibrant character who loves the spotlight. You don’t let the ball alone do the talking; you flaunt your spinning finger from the players’ balcony to your detractors after already showing its magic on the field. Quite frankly, you wouldn’t be you if you had those characteristics of staying away from controversies, the hallmark of the above mentioned champions. For if you were a quiet champion with no controversy to boast of, you would have been only the best leg spinner of all time who answers to the call of one Shane Warne, but never would you have been the lovable rogue Warney; the showman; the showstopper; the man whom people would love to call Shane ‘Hollywood’ Warne.

You came to cricket at a time when the game badly needed characters. Viv Richards had gone and Ian Botham did not have much left in him either and we needed a man, like Botham, whom we would so love to hate. A character, is exactly what you turned out to be.

Your first ball in an Ashes Series left Mike Gatting, another controversial figure, as baffled as Adam on Mothers’ day. You had the modesty to admit that Sachin haunted you in your dreams by hitting you for sixes. You had the steel to come back from nowhere to churn out two Man of the Match performances in the semi-finals and finals of the 1999 World Cup. A genius on the field, you were naïve enough to accept money from a bookmaker in lieu of weather and pitch information then silly enough take diuretics to shed unwanted weight. You were brave enough to admit that you had been involved in a phone sex scandal with a British nurse, even though it meant losing the prospective captaincy of the national side.

Far more surprisingly, you are responsible for reviving the sublime art of leg spin, which quite ironically, demands the sternest of disciplines and deepest of commitments.

Now you have another woman with similar allegations as the British nurse once imposed on you. If your confession in the earlier case is anything to go by, I take this to be a blatant action by a person attempting to set you up for personal gains, as your manager has put it. But in this case, what I think does not matter at all, neither does the media’s opinion and nor what the woman alleges. It’s what your wife, Simone thinks that matters the most. She is the most important person to you today. It’s your relationship with her that will determine how well you come back from this latest girth.

A sportsman’s career is complete only if he has successfully negotiated the following four seasons:

The first, when people reckon this man has got some talent and is a promising prospect
Only a part of such talent makes it to the second season where the world is at their feet, where everything they touch, becomes gold.
Then arrives the autumn, the third season where people start doubting them, when people press for their retirement.
And then the fourth season, where only a few make people eat humble pie, where those few evergreen champions make people believe they spoke too soon.

In this aspect, you have had a fulfilling career. You and your good mate Steve Waugh, have faced the third season more than once and you have successfully come back every time you have been down. While Steve Waugh is enjoying the fourth season, you find yourself down, your private life being ventured into, your integrity being questioned and your very conscience being challenged. If someone were trying to tell me you have mesmerized batsmen all over the world riding on those stupid pills, I would seriously have a psychiatrist arranged for that someone.

Now, at the twilight of your career, I don’t think there are any doubts left as to your talent. Whether you surpass Courtney Walsh’s record and whether, if you do, you are surpassed by Murali, is only a game of numbers and numbers will never tell the whole story.

But I am sure there will be a bigger urge inside you to come back now that there are people who doubt your integrity, people who try to pull you to unexplored depths. This will be the most difficult comeback you have made so far and if I follow my gut feeling which comes from being an instinctive fan of yours, the best is yet to come. I just have a feeling you will come back and you will bowl better than you ever did and thus, for a change, let the ball do all the talking.

Good Luck mate

Sidharth

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Verbal Remedies - Sledging

Verbal Remedies - Sledging

If the venerable Doctor Johnson was correct with his observation of Englishmen – that their first talk is always of the weather – it’s little wonder they never get beyond it on the cricket field. Well, that’s if you believe the huffery of cricket’s paragons of rectitude who are convinced that every foul thing not cricket emanates from this wide brown rectum of the world, Down Under, as though we’ve spent the last 200 years ingesting cultural baked beans and beer.

But we know better. For a start, while the term “sledging” may have been invented here (derived from “subtle as a sledgehammer”), the phenomenon wasn’t. Verbal one-upmanship has been around as long as people have been trying to get the better of each other – which is forever. Even back in the good Doc’s days, when the favourite sport was witty and erudite conversation and cricket was, according to Doc’s newly-minted dictionary, “a sport at which contenders drive a ball with sticks in opposition to each another”, the favoured implement of “mental disintegration” was the put-down.

The hapless playwright, Oliver Goldsmith, was to Doc Johnno what Daryl Cullinan is to Shane Warne. After years of mercilessly verballing his good mate Ollie from pillar to post in alehouses and parlours all over London, Johnno got to a stage where he only had to draw himself up to his full imposing height, tilt his frayed wig forward and bawl “I thumb my nose at you, sirrah!” and Ollie would get writer’s block for a year and take to getting drunk at the tavern around the corner with Reynolds, Percy and Burke, where the playing field was a little more level.

But then, in those days, a good “sirrah!” could set an adversary right back on his heels and a bit of well-chosen satire would have him squirming and at your mercy. It wouldn’t work today. No-one would get it. Ever since Dr Johnson was reincarnated as W.G. Grace and took to dispatching pitchers of leather as well as ale, belittling banter took a turn for the worse. Any word directed at an opponent today comes not gilded with wit, but dipped in vitriol, as though crude abuse has become the only way to get an opponent’s goat. There’s no doubt that “good” sledging, whatever its form, has worked for Australian teams. Merv Hughes reckons a quarter of all his wickets came after he first shattered the batman’s psychological stumps. But, the myth that Australians have a mortgage on mouthiness needs to be addressed.

One of the many false rumours surrounding Ian Chappell’s “Ugly Australians” is that they were the inventors of ruthless abuse as a tactic for getting the better of opponents. In fact, while they were not known for giving opponents a tea-and-cucumber sandwich reception and while Chappell would be the first to admit his demeanour on the field was brusque and at times, tactless, he would never use it as a tactic so much as a means of projecting a no-nonsense image. Chappell was a master of gamesmanship and there was never anything wrong with that, but he never wasted words. This applied to his team mates as well. On the 1977 English tour, during one Test, Derek Randall was rattled by Rod Marsh’s response to his observation that Marshy wasn’t saying much, old chap. Bacchus reminded Dekka that was Test cricket, “not a fuckin’ tea party”. A fair comment from a man whose surliness was probably due to goings on the night before and the prospect of a day’s arduous work keeping the castle. But, it had the desired effect too.

Most West Indians who believe Viv Richards’ assertion that the rampant Frankenstein of Caribbean cricket was created in the laboratory of one Australian summer of Tests against the great Aussie side of the ‘70s, with the added drop of mongrel courtesy of the relentless, at times racial, abuse they copped, might be surprised by Chappelli’s sentiments on sledging. “If you have to stoop so low to win that you refer to an opponent’s wife, girlfriend, race, religion, or any other aspect of his private life in a derogatory way, then you shouldn’t be playing cricket. I have always believed that winning the respect of a team is one of the first things a captain must do. I can’t think of a quicker way to lose respect, not only as a captain but as a human being.” Chappell’s not saying he refrained from speaking to opponents – that he didn’t was manifest to anyone watching. He did think twice before speaking, though – but only so he could come up with something really cutting.

Most of the criticism directed at the Aussies is unfair. Warney reckons that the Kiwis are the worst (read “most persistent”) sledgers in world cricket and the word of a cricketer as grouse as Warney is good enough for me. A leggie doesn’t take a bozillion Test wickets by deceiving people. When it comes to tough talk on the field, the last generation of South Africans – the McMillans and Symcoxes – were cricket’s Harry Callahans. If they weren’t threatening to dice you up for shark bait (McMillan to Warne) they were promising to add your name to Johannesburg’s extensive missing persons list (Symcox to Healy). Certain individuals from the sub-Continent such as Miandad, Ranatunga and lately, Ganguly, were so persistently annoying when we played them, it was hard to get a word in sledgewise.

In 2000, rules 42.4 and 42.5 of the Laws of Cricket were modified to include a five-run penalty for sledging. Actually, it mentions “deliberate distraction or obstruction” of batsmen before and during (42.4) and after (42.5) delivery. Steve Waugh was, of course, unimpressed. “We don’t sledge. We don’t even offend anyone. They’re just a bunch of [expletives deleted] and they couldn’t run a shit fight in a public dunny. I’d like to get them out in the [expletive deleted] middle.”

He needn’t have worried. To such feathery phrases as “spirit of the game” and “unbecoming of their status” that bounce like creampuffs off the edifice of modern manners, we can now add “deliberate distraction and obstruction.” These are apparently fortified by Section CC of the Players and Team Officials Code, which deems that “language that is obscene, offensive or insulting and/or the making of obscene gestures” will be a covered by a scale of punishment (mainly degrees of suspension), but only if they fall “below an acceptance standard.” Questions of how that standard is set, and whether it’s the players or the umpires who have to accept it, remain unanswered. If batsmen like Lara or Steve Waugh relish even the most obnoxious treatment and even derive inspiration from it – as they do - does an umpire let it continue? On the other hand, when a batsman takes extreme offence at a bit of good-natured by-play, as Sri Lanka’s Jayawardene did in South Africa recently when Shaun Pollock grabbed his helmet (he was metaphorically mussing up his hair) and called him a jammy (lucky) bastard, does the official invoke the law?

We can anticipate that umpires will continue to be as forthrightly undecided in enforcing this rule as they are about chucking. That is, the most resolute thing they’ll do is express doubts after the match has ended. How else do they deal with such bureaucratic fuzz? How does the wording of Laws 42.4 and 42.5 relate to sledging? Is it limited to ugly verbal confrontations, or does it include sly abuse, or cutting observations about a batsman’s prowess? What’s reasonable intimidation? The West Indies hardly ever sledged, but they acted tough, monstering the world’s batsmen with prolonged, hard stares followed by deadly bumpers, right up until the Aussies’ ascendancy in 1995, when, ironically, it was Steve Waugh who was instrumental in shrinking them back to size. He did it with a novel approach: he batted well. Then he felt as though he was in a position to tell Curtley Ambrose to pull his head in. The Aussies have drawn a lot of unwarranted criticism of late, mainly because the attempts of other teams to give it back to them always seem lame if their batsmen and bowlers are unable to back them up. My advice to teams whose delicate sensibilities are offended by sledging is to take a leaf out of Waugh’s book and play better.

Daryl Cullinan – Warney’s Oliver Goldsmith – spent a couple of years consulting a head doctor for advice. His mind restored, he strode out of the consulting room declaring his problem was all in the feet. It was all undone in one sentence by Warney, who declared he was sending him “right back to the shrink.” Shortly afterward, Cullinan was scurrying to the pavilion and was back on that couch before the next batsman had reached the middle. Warney’s comment would have been mere fluff and not worth repeating, if Cullinan had smeared him all over the ground.

Likewise Steve Waugh’s classic comment to Herschelle Gibbs in the 1999 World Cup, after he fumbled the ball in the act of celebrating his catch: “how does it feel to drop the World Cup?” What gave that comment its potency was the fact that Waugh went on to score an unbeaten century, Australia completed an eight game winning streak and, lo and behold, took home the Cup. Only then did that sledge become instated the most audacious, courageous psychological ploy in the game’s history. It was great because it was effective.

Despite the efficacy of these verbal rockets, the Aussies have drawn the wrath of the cricket-playing world not because they intimidate opponents, but because of their occasional boorishness. Believe it or not, a lot of Aussies are embarrassed at the sheer witlessness of some of Warney’s and McGrath’s comments, rather than their intimidatory value. I think the tactic of escalating those “effing Cees” the longer a batsman stays in has simply lost all impact. I’m surprised it ever had any in the first place. Imagine Warney the raconteur in 20 years time, regaling us in his memoirs with tales of his encounters with the world’s best batsmen. “After he hit the first four, I called him a ‘C’. Next over, the bugger was still in. I called him an ‘effing C.’ Then, when he was on eight, he snicked one through slips. That’s when I hit him with both barrels. ‘Effing arsey C’. I’d been holding that one back until the right psychological moment.” A feast of cricket reading to rival E.W. Swanton it won’t be. Great bowlers though Warney and Pidgeon undoubtedly are, they’ve done more to further the perception of un-ironic, agricultural, colonial boofheadery than anyone since that metaphor mangler Joh and his batter-burning spiritual successor, Pauline. The five run penalty for upsetting batsmen might still be in the realms of hypothesis due to the umpires’ inability to impose it, but something much more serious should be legislated for embarrassing an entire nation.

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of verbal hurry-up, especially if it takes the form of an honest observation. Frankly, if you noticed that a batsman was as jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, you’d be mad not to say so. Batsmen hate critics, especially when they’re right. While the Laws are more clear regarding various forms of “vilification” (racial, sexual, religious etc), sledging, in its most tasteless form, continues unabated. There’s no helping the hapless umpires enforce blurry rules. They have players from assorted nations annoying each other in ways that express their ethnicity. They have to process every variety of English slanguage, plus Hindi, Urdu, Afrikaans, Tamil and Punjabi, and decide whether it’s unnecessary, detrimental, stupid or just plain old banter.

It’s up to our players to lift the game and take the onus of deciding from our poor, beleaguered adjudicators. Actually, I’m surprised that our very own pioneer of “mental disintegration” hasn’t sought ways to refine it. You’d think he’d take a look at the more annoying tactics of his opposition and then employ a full-time linguist along with the ragbag of other professionals that trail any team around these days. After all, the only time the Aussies have publicly expressed annoyance at what’s been said on the field has been when they couldn’t understand the opposition’s lingo, as they spat what sounded like obscenities or shared a gag, but suspected they were the butt of it. This has especially been the case against Pakistan and India. It’s time the Aussies broke out of their monolingual straight jacket and either learned to abuse them back in their own tongue – in culturally-sensitive ways, of course – or invented a language of their own, totally unintelligible to anyone outside of the team. We’ve evolved sledging into “mental disintegration” because the point is to mess with their minds, right?

You can’t tell me that even the least-impressionable batsman wouldn’t be put off his game if he came out to the middle expecting verbal fireworks only to have big, jolly Matt Hayden point at him, or to some part of his anatomy, and exclaim uproariously: “Nobyot the fnubber ne glixo bastic and moopah those booglegrippers!” As long as the Aussie fieldsmen do their bit and fall about helplessly laughing every time, or at least crack a knowing smirk, or nod in earnest agreement, they’ll have him all at sea before a ball is bowled. From then on, it would only take the odd incomprehensible but snide-sounding aside, a few chortles and the poor bastard would be glad to get his confused ass and his dented pride back to the safety of the pavilion, post haste. And isn’t that the whole idea?

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It’s a Question of English Character, not Cricket

It’s a Question of English Character, not Cricket
A few months ago, when Michael Vaughan was flaying the Aussie bowling to all parts of theground, the Aussie locals were almost uniformly delighted to see an English batsman capable of taking the attack to their all-conquering team. But, they were also moved to incredulity by the new star’s age. “He’s 28!” they spluttered, “where the hell have you been hiding him?” Foreign viewers of England’s recent demolition of Zimbabwe might have expressed similar sentiments about the old country’s latest brace of late developers, Anthony McGrath and Richard Johnson, 27 and 28 years old respectively.

The question of why so many talented English cricketers fail to mature until well into their twenties is not an easy one to answer. In the case of Vaughan and Johnson, injuries have certainly played their part. Johnson was first called into the England squad at the age of 19, but a stress fracture of the back forced his withdrawal and ushered in a period of frequent injury breaks and sporadic playing success that would last for almost a decade. Vaughan’s Test debut actually came at the far from advanced age of 25, but a series of freakish hand and knee problems prevented him from cementing a regular place in the England XI. He should have made his Ashes debut in 2001, he was certainly in fine form, having notched a maiden Test century in the Second Test against Pakistan a few weeks before the series began. But, a further knee problem picked up in that game kept him on the sidelines for the entire series.

It is not entirely accurate to claim English players are generally held back instead of being given their chance in the full bloom of youthful innocence. Mike Atherton made his debut aged 21, as did Nasser Hussain and Mark Ramprakash. Graham Thorpe was in at 23, John Crawley at 22, Andrew Flintoff at 20, the late Ben Hollioake at 19. Some of these advancements were probably premature, Hussain and Flintoff in particular were far better players come their second bite of the cherry, but this is inevitable when dealing with youngsters more notable in promise than in achievement. A similar tale could be told in Australia, where the likes of Matthew Hayden, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn and even Steve Waugh himself all struggled to convince at the start of their Test careers.

The rapid promotion of youth brings with it all sorts of risks, prominent among which, are those of weakening the team by depriving it of valuable experience and of causing possibly fatal damage to the confidence of the player himself. England’s selectors have been as aware of these risks as anyone in recent years, but that hasn’t always prevented them taking the punt when they felt confident of success. England’s ‘failure’ to promote youth quickly enough is often erroneously compared with the policies of countries such as Pakistan, even though the Pakistanis are more willing than most to take a risk on teenage prodigies of unproven quality. Such brave selection policies must however, be seen against the background of a domestic structure so disorganised and inefficient that few Pakistanis would consider it a genuine breeding ground for international cricketers. Most of Pakistan’s young stars have advanced through the national age group system and are thrown early into the international arena rather than left to go stale in domestic competitions that will add little to their development. Some survive their baptism of fire, many more sink without trace.

If England’s selectors have been at fault over the last decade, it has mostly been through a failure to plan ahead with specific targets in mind. This is still visible today with the continued selection at Test level of the veteran Alec Stewart (still a highly capable performer) as wicket-keeper, with only two years left in which to find the right replacement for him and give the new man enough experience before the next Ashes series in 2005. The persistence with Mike Atherton to the end of 2001 and the curious determination to match him with a left-handed partner, also meant that even when Vaughan was fit enough to play during his first two years as an England player, he was unable to assume his accustomed role as opener. But, these are issues of judgement rather than policy and comparing like with like, England’s selectoral policy has not been too dissimilar from that of Australia, who gave a deserved debut to the 28 year old Martin Love in the last Ashes series.

However, there is another element to the question of England’s late developers, one which has remained a major talking point ever since Marcus Trescothick stepped onto the international stage aged 24 in the summer of 2000. Trescothick, had been something of a prodigy at under-19 level, tipped for greatness and swift promotion to the senior side, but it didn’t happen like that. His eventual selection three years ago was largely the result of a ‘hunch’ on the part of England coach Duncan Fletcher. Fletcher, had seen him score a scintillating hundred for Somerset during his stint as coach at Glamorgan. It had stuck in his mind as evidence of a talent that ought to be employed on a higher stage. If this was lucky for Trescothick, it was luckier still for Fletcher. Trescothick hundreds at the time were rare birds indeed and looked to be heading for dodo status. His career had been treading water ever since he turned 20. A first-class average of under 30, was no sort of justification of his talent and with age rapidly eroding his status as a promising youngster, it looked as if he might sink altogether.

He was not alone. Both Vaughan and McGrath boasted (palpably not the right word) first-class averages in the high 20s when called upon to don the three lions and throughout the last twenty years, there have been countless talented youngsters whose evident ability has not been matched by any sort of on-the-field achievement. It is, unquestionably, one of the most worrying factors about English domestic cricket and one which has led several comentators, not least Michael Atherton, to question the very value of County Cricket itself.

One of the arguments often employed by Atherton and the many who agree with him is this; too many Counties, too many teams, too many players and a consequent dilution of standards. It is an attractive theory. But, how do we square it with the fact players of such evident talent as Vaughan, Trescothick and McGrath, struggled so badly in this supposedly low-standard environment? Surely, if standards are so low they should have been scoring runs like it was going out of business. Why is it Australian stars such as the Waugh twins or Andy Bichel have given so much credit to their spells in County Cricket for helping them to advance their careers? Why is it no less a judge than Imran Khan believes Pakistan is struggling to produce finished, accomplished cricketers because too few of their players get to hone their skills on the County scene? Why do so many in the Caribbean hold similar views about their current dearth of fast bowling talent? Why do youngsters reared in Southern Africa, such as Nottinghamshire’s Kevin Pietersen, come into County Cricket and succeed at once, when so many of their English contemporaries spend years stuck in second gear?

Graham Gooch is one of a growing band of people who feel young English cricketers are given too many comforts and too much security at such a young age. My own conversion to this opinion came five years ago at an under-19 Test Match at Taunton. Walking in through the car park, I noticed virtually all of the England players, many of whom had yet to play a game for their Counties, were in possession of sponsored cars. A couple of years ago, when the under-19 World Cup was held in New Zealand, England’s youngsters were the only team to receive professional fees for their performance, instead of just expenses. They were by far the least motivated and least hungry group in the tournament and found themselves on the receiving end of a good deal of scorn from less cosseted rivals from Australia and South Africa. The most promising English youngsters, go on from under-19 level to receive a full County contract, at which point they will take their place on bloated County staffs, pocketing their monthly salary irrespective of whether they actually perform or even play at all. For a few years then they may continue to bask in the comfort zone of being a ‘promising youngster’ before the unwelcome axe of unfulfilled expectation begins to hover above their heads. At this point they either wake up and make the grade, or find some other way of making a living.

Looking back at the careers of Vaughan, McGrath and Trescothick, it is difficult not to feel that it was too easy for them to engage the cruise control and just drift, that neither they nor those around them were setting high enough standards and that it was only when they entered the dog-eat-dog world of Test Cricket they found themselves truly challenged. Another case in point would be Kent captain David Fulton. Despite a level of natural talent at least as great as those named above, in his first nine seasons from 1991-2000, Fulton only hit seven first-class centuries and never once averaged more than 36 during a season. Surrounded by senior players like Carl Hooper and Mark Benson, he felt little pressure to match the stars, “If I got 20 or 30 I felt I’d done quite well,” he now says. It wasn’t until 2001, at the age of 29, that he came to terms with what he needed to do to fulfil his talent. The result was 1,892 first-class runs at 75.68 with nine centuries.

Had Fulton been a batsman for an Australian State side, it is surely impossible he would have been allowed to get away with so many years of modest performance. Either the runs would have come or some other, hungrier colt would have come along to take his place. On an English County staff however, there is room for all the colts, hungry or otherwise and given the clear security of tenure offered to a young player of any apparent talent, there is little incentive for genuine hunger. Here’s where at least one point of agreement with the Atherton theory comes in. Not too many teams, but certainly too many players. The size of the population and the clear levels of talent available are sufficient to provide 18 quality teams, but slimmed down County staffs would provide fewer places for the complacent to hide and help concentrate a few minds.

But, it still doensn’t explain why young foreign-bred players like Pietersen, with equal access to the easy life of a County contract, seem less willing to drift than their native contemporaries. Perhaps the answer is character. When Steve Waugh said at the end of last winter’s Ashes series, “there’s nothing wrong with County Cricket and anyone who says there is is just looking for excuses,” few in Britain believed him. There had to be a technical reason why players such as Stewart and Atherton had gone through their entire careers without once winning a series against the old enemy. County Cricket, as usual, received most of the blame. When Australian cricket went through its own sticky patch back in the 1980s, there were few calls to overhaul the structure of the Sheffield Shield. More astutely, an invidious attitude of softness and lassitude was identified as having crept into players and coaches within the system. It did not take long for things to be turned around . Such faults as there were, were rare in the Australian character and easily excised.

Faced with a similar problem, the English attitude has been to look for excuses, to blame the system, the toss, the weather, a dodgy prawn curry the night before the match, anything to avoid the unpleasant fact the fault lay primarily in human frailty. A generation of English cricketers has gone into the Test arena ready-armed with the excuse that they were under-prepared for the standards and pressures due to the weaknesses of County cCicket. And it never really mattered whether it was true or not; if they thought they were unprepared then the mental battle was lost already and thus unprepared they were. That old chestnut, the Whingeing Pom, was finally become a dreadful reality and he was damned if he was going to take the blame himself for his inability to cope at the highest level or make the most of his talent.

But, what can cricket do when it comes to defects in the national character? Oddly enough the answer may lie in the work of two foreigners. Through Duncan Fletcher, who has a seemingly instinctive ability to spot a potential Test player where others see only a flattering mirage and through Rod Marsh, the no-nonsense former Aussie wicket-keeper, who is busy instilling a bit of old-fashioned steel into the young Englishmen at the National Academy. So far, the portents are good. Fletcher’s instincts seem to pick out the genuine article more often than not, Marsh’s young charges, lads such as James Anderson, Steve Harmison, Rob Key and Jim Troughton, seem a more dedicated bunch than their predecessors. Whether they will develop quickly enough to threaten a dominant Australian side in two years time we shall have to wait and see, but for the first time in a generation, the real problems facing English cricket are beginning, just beginning, to be addressed.

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Obituary - Ernest “Ernie” Raymond Herbert Toschack

Moving to the city of Sydney as a thirty year old, Ernie Toshack had a late start to his first-grade career by Australian standards due to sickness and the depression during th early part of last century. Previous to this, he was a proficient country based rugby league and cricket player and also a noted boxer. A meteoric rise saw him play first-grade cricket after only two matches in 1944/45.

A member of the “Invincibles” in 1948, a team captained by Don Bradman, he was a left arm medium pacer who predominately bowled off- cutters. He played in Australia’s first Test against New Zealand after the Second World War, helping Bill O’Reilly destroy the home side for 42 and 54. O’Reilly in his last Test took eight wickets, while Toshack finished his first Test with the figures of 4 for 12 and 2 for 6.

Quite tall and thickly set, Toshack had a fondness for the Brisbane Cricket Ground, collecting his best two match hauls there. In 1946/47, he took 9/99 (3/17 and 6/82) against England. The following summer against the Indian’s who were touring for the first time, Toshack collected 11/31 (5/2 and 6/29) on a rain effected pitch. He had two other five wicket innings hauls in his 12 tests, including a 5/40 in the Lords Test against the all conquering Australian’s during their 1948 tour.

Favoured by Bradman because of his work ethic and accuracy, he was an important part of his captain’s plans during Australia’s first tour back to England after the second world war, as a first change bowler with Bill Johnston, after Lindwall and Miller. In a test career that lasted less than four full years, Toshack took 47 wickets at the impressive average 21.04. At first-grade level, he acquired 195 scalps at 20.37 in 48 matches.

Always regarded as a tail-end batsman, his highest first-grade score was 20 not out (Lords 1948) and he was involved in a 55 run last wicket partnership with Ray Lindwall at Leeds in 1948. He was however, dismissed only once during this series and finished with a batsman like average of 52.00. A knee injury would finish his short, but productive bowling career.

Ernie Toshack died in his sleep on 11th May 2003, aged 88.

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Cream of the Crop - Fast Bowlers

Cream of the Crop - Fast Bowlers
All fast bowlers like seeing the batsman at the other end of the pitch, ducking and weaving due to the pace of an express delivery.

Looking at the strength of the Australian side, many critics and lovers of the game would agree the current Aussie pace bowling attack rates with the best yet. Their effect would compare favourably with any of the great fast bowling line-ups.

Glenn McGrath, the current ‘Rolls Royce’ of the Australian pace attack, is the pre-eminent fast bowler in world cricket today. He will (if injury doesn’t interfere) for a time, become the games greatest all time wicket taker. Blonde bombshell Brett Lee, who exploded onto the international scene against India with a five wicket haul in the Boxing Day Test of 1999, is frighteningly quick. South Australian Jason Gillespie, has overcome more than most to ensure he has a baggygreen cap on his head. What these players give the Australian captain is a mean, aggressive and respected trio to scare the life out of any top-order batting line up in the game.

The last time an Australian side had such a venomous attack, was when Dennis Lillee and Jeff Thomson, were scaring the life out of anyone with a piece of willow in their hands during the early and mid 70s. These two men, fired the passions of a generation of Australian cricketers, bringing many spectators through the gate to see them take the game up to any batsman they encountered.

Prior to this, the years immediately after Word War II created another exceptional pair of pacemen named Ray Lindwall and Keith Miller. Miller; a tall dark haired charismatic man, who could have come off the pages of a “Boys Own” book, played Aussie Rules in Melbourne before moving up to Sydney. He was also an excellent middle order batsman. With the ball he could paralyze an opposition batting side in a matter of a couple of overs.

Lindwall was shorter, but as athletic as Miller and had one of the smoothest run-ups in the game. Together they made a potent pair. Lindwall also played first-grade rugby league for St George, before being enticed to move to Brisbane amd focussing more on his cricket.

Delving even further into history, the ‘Big Ship’ Warwick Armstrong, captain of the Australian team during the early 1900’s, had a couple of quick men that played havoc with the English batsmen. Jack Gregory, who was a member of the great Gregory cricketing family, “had little rhythm in his approach, but abundant vigor and venom, all thunder and lightning like and electric storm.” according to legendary writer Johnny Moyes. Besides his bowling abilities, Bill O’Rielly rated him as the best slips fieldsman that he had ever seen. His all-round skill was topped off with some destructive efforts with the bat, this included a century in 135 minutes, in the Melbourne test of 1921. Later, against the South African’s, the fastest Australian test century of all time, in 70 minutes.

Gregory’s partner at the time Ted McDonald, was a more fluent quick bowler. The great English writer Neville Carduss, described him as the most aesthetically pleasing quick bowler in the world. He was an enigma who was to play a mere eleven tests for Australia before moving to English County ranks, after a term in the Lancashire League. There was also a misrepresentation that he was credited with the creation of leg-theory and the subsequent intervention of “Bodyline”. This first Australian brutal pairing, became members of Wisden’s 1922, five cricketers of the year, for their part in Australia’s eight straight test wins, during this period.

Australia has not had a monopoly on fast bowling pairings over the years. In the Caribbean, after many years of relying predominately on spin bowlers, the West Indies unleashed a pair of pace men named Wes Hall and Charlie Griffith, in the early 1960s. Hall, whose muscular athletic body was described by many, as perfectly suited to the pursuit of fast bowling. With unnerving pace in 48 tests for the West Indies side, he captured many wickets.

Barbadian Charlie Griffith, had some question marks about the legitimacy of his action, but was extremely fast as Indian captain Nari Contractor unfortunately discovered. After being struck near the right temple by Griffiths with a rising delivery, he required a series of operations to save his life. It wasn’t only the Indian he caused to tremble. Many batsmen from England in 1963 and against Australia during their tour of 1965, felt like they were preparing for combat. During the latter tour, Richie Benaud, commentating on the series, caused some controversy by suggesting during the first test that he was a “chucker.”

Arriving in the mid 1970s, was an Antiguan called Andy Roberts and an athletic Jamaican named Michael Holding. They helped the West Indies become a world power in cricket. Roberts, had the ability to do most things with the ball and had two bouncers in his repertoire. The first was quickest and could get you ducking for cover. The second, with no discernible change to the run-up was more menacing and could put you in physical danger. Australian batsman David Hookes, found out how dangerous this was, suffering a broken jaw in a World Series Super Test. A splendid performance of 8 for 29 on a quick deck in Perth during the 75-76 series heralded the rise to prominence of this bowling star.

Holding nicknamed ‘Whispering Death’ by eccentric English umpire Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird, first came to prominence during the Test series against England in 1976. His 14 wicket haul, in the final Test at The Oval on a docile wicket, was testament to his all-round bowling ability.

From the time of the Holding and Roberts pairing, the West Indies dominated cricket for the next 20 years, using a battalion of fast-men from Croft to Garner, including the great Malcolm Marshall. Other speed demons of this golden Windies era included Curtly Ambrose and the current leading all time Test wicket-taker Courtney Walsh. The West Indies generally played at least four pacemen, even on the slower wickets to ensure their was no respite for the opposing batsmen.

Perhaps the closest attack around over recent times to compare with the current Australian pace line-up, was the South African duo of Allan Donald and the Protea’s recently deposed captain Shaun Pollock. Donald had the same work ethic as McGrath and is the first South African to collect 300 test wickets. For more than a decade he was either on tour with the national side, playing domestically in South Africa or on the County scene in Britain.

Shaun, is the son of the oldest of the Pollock brothers Peter, whose international careers were sadly shortened because of Apartheid prevalent in South Africa during the 1960’s. Peter, took over 100 test wickets and was a capable lower order batsman. He also had a good bowling partner when destroying the Australian touring side of 1970, in Mike Procter. He gained much lift and sharpness with his awkward wrong-footed deliveries.

In the 1950’s, the South African’s nicknamed the Springboks, had a pair of opening bowlers that produced sustained pace and fire. Former Australian captain and combatant Bob Simpson, had a great respect for both the temperamental Adcock and Heine, rating them highly amongst the most fearsome bowlers he had faced. It has been suggested these two men, could have been more devastating, if they had better support from other bowlers in the side at the time.

England’s lack of dominance over the last thirty years, could be related to the fact, their last great fast bowling combination was Trueman and Statham. Alongside them, a ‘typhoon’ called Frank Tyson, battered the Australians during the 1954/55 tour, with some media of the period, describing Tyson’s pace as faster than anything the Australian batsmen had ever encountered. This trio’s domination at the time, bare a strong resemblance to the results being attained by the current Australian pace line-up.

Back in the days of the British Empire, England had Harold Larwood and Bill Voce. Both menwere sent out to Australia in the summer of 1932-33, to dull the effectiveness of Australia’s batting sensation Don Bradman, with a bowling tactic know as fast leg-theory and later dubbed ‘Bodyline’ by the Aussie media. Many commented their method of attack wasn’t palatable and ties between the two countries became strained. However, England captain of the time Douglas Jardine, was able to present the coveted Ashes, back to the men of the Long Room at the MCC by using the Bodyline method.

Many other teams have had champion fast bowlers, who lacked the required support from the other end. Bowlers like Davidson, McKenzie, Bedser, Willis, Imran, Wall, Dev, Snow and Hadlee readily come to mind. Just imagine if these men had an “equal” at the other end.

There is no doubt there are many facets to the make up of a great side. But, when you have a pair of champion fast bowlers to lead your attack, there is, as long as injury doesn’t interfere, a great basis for a dominant team. If you are lucky enough to have three quick’s or as the West Indies did during the 80s and early 90s a flotilla of them, your chances of sustained success are immensely elevated.

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England in a Spin

<strong>England in a Spin</strong>
Even though defeating the Aussies in the Ashes and VB series would have been a greater surprise than the thrashing they did receive, England team morale was low going into the World Cup.

England’s eventual arrival in South Africa for the World Cup was initially marred by ‘political tennis’ between the ICC and the ECB on the ‘will they or wont they go to Zimbabwe’ saga. When England’s campaign did begin, the performances failed to revitalise the team. Despite encouraging (yet sporadic) displays, England fell at the first hurdle of cricket’s glamour event.

To continue with the clichés, however, ‘every cloud has a silver lining’ and England’s ‘silver lining’ (and a significant one at that) is the development of several youngsters throughout the winter at the ECB cricket academy.

‘Behind every great man stands a great woman’.

This old adage may not seem relevant to the bat and ball game, but one can use the underlying basis and argue ‘behind every great cricket team stands a great cricket academy.’  The Australians for example have a strong cricket academy structure in place…and no team in the world is greater than the Australians. The ECB wisely followed the ACB lead of establishing academies for the young cricketing elites. In fact, the ECB have set up their academy in Australia under the directorship of former Australian wicket-keeping legend Rod Marsh.

Results have been impressive; the speed at which some of the ECB academy youngsters have developed into full fledged internationals is nothing short of phenomenal. Simon Jones, Steve Harmison, Robert Key have all become full internationals since benefiting from the tutelage of Marsh.

Ian Bell, Owais Shah, Alex Tudor and Steve Kirby have made vast improvements. These players will expect to play a role in the national team, some integral; some peripheral, as a full itinerary of international cricket beckons.

But, in every group of stars some do shine brightest.  If Rod Marsh was asked to summarise the success of the ECB academy he would use the example of James Anderson as the template. Last year, Anderson (20) played in the local Lancashire leagues and his only goal for the year was to make a handful of appearances for Lancashire County. His year was transformed when, plagued by injuries, the selectors called up the Burnley academy graduate for the Australian tour. The final VB series group match against Australia, saw Anderson record the most economical figures ever by an Englishman in one day cricket, equalling Ian Botham’s 12 runs conceded in 10 overs during the 1992 World Cup.

World cup selection was inevitable and his fine performances continued at the World Cup; the game against Australia the only exception as Anderson’s inexperience was cruelly exposed.

Notwithstanding these great developments, England are still searching for a great spinner to bolster a predominantly one dimensional bowling attack and with aspirations to become a great cricket team they will need one.

Shane Warne has been the heart of the Australian bowling attack for the best part of a decade, dominating batsmen all over the world. Muttiah Muralitharan has single-handedly carried mediocre Sri Lankan bowling attacks in the past. Harbhajan Singh was central to India’s historic Test series victory over Australia in 2001, in particular the astounding 2nd Test match in which he grabbed 13 wickets. Pakistani off-spin wizard Saqlain Mushtaq, became the fastest bowler to reach 100 One Day wickets and has constantly baffled batsmen with his ‘mystery’ delivery – a delivery that drifts away from the right handed batsman.

These above are to name but a few world-class spinners that currently grace the game.

England on the other hand, cannot boast a spinner of similar calibre.  Ashley Giles has become the first choice for England and will most likely play some role in the Test series against South Africa and Zimbabwe. Giles, with all due respect, is not a world-class spinner. He will put the ball in the right areas with limited turn and try to keep the scoring down, but generally has little wicket taking affect against quality batsmen. Other leading spinners in the country broadly fall under the same category; Robert Croft, Phil Tufnell and Richard Dawson will not give the South Africans or Zimbabweans many sleepless nights.

It does not look likely that a bright spinning star will appear to fill the void for the summer Tests and if English ‘spin bowling’ history is something to go by, it maybe a while before we see one. But if they have any chance of developing raw youngsters into world class spinners, one feels the ECB academy downunder, will be the catalyst.

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